Thursday, October 30, 2008
Ultimate Truth!!!!!!!!!
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
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Especially for engg. Students---- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other
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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Where to.... now?
First, please consolidate your positions with your respective organizations. Growth in career and in an organization demands only one thing, investment in time. When you spend time long enough, you get exposure to different activities and with hard work you achieve success. At the end of the day, the longer you are in an organization, the better for you. Of course, there are a thousand factors that decide whether the organization is good enough for you to last that long, but, at the end of the day, it is your career at stake. A company by itself is not good or bad, it is made one of these by the people who work in it. If you are a part of a company then do your bit to make it a good place to work in.
Constantly educate yourself. I will not elaborate, it is simple but yet very powerful. Equip yourself with all the knowledge you can gather. Go for certifications, courses etc. Spend time fruitfully. At the end of the day, Internal promotions happen only when the boss is convinced about your ability to handle additional responsibilities. A person who can learn at any stage of his life is ready to responsibilities at any stage of his life :) When you learn more, you are that much more ready to handle more work. I have not known a boss reward or promote any one who is stagnating. Of course, just for clarity, "JUST" doing your job daily like a "CHORE" does not in any world or country or city or building qualify a person for promotion. People like that are not more useful than the office printer. Have you heard of a "Senior Printer" or "Assistant Manager Printer?? :)))
Many organizations will in the future look at all ways to reduce costs. Under those circumstances, a multi dimensional employee is valued like gold. The more things you can do across teams and functions, the more invaluable you are. This means that you have to work hard to not just excel at your work, but also start helping out other teams. This will give your management the confidence that you are capable of being moulded into any team. At the time of "right sizing", you can be assured that you will be there, while your single dimensional colleagues (who can only do one kind of job) are being asked to leave.
You do not have to beat the drums and tell the world. As long as you have a personal career development plan, please make sure that you work very hard towards achieving those goals. You can set yourself small milestones along the way to guide yourself. For eg, your personal goal chart can read - I aspire to become a leading expert in the area of executive recruitment in 5 years. Your milestones can look something like -
1 Year - Must have met and spoken to all leading executives of major corporations in the city.
2 Years - Be capable of effecting 5 closures in a quarter at an executive level.
3 Years - expand domestic contacts to global contacts. Go international
4 Years - Publish book on executive hiring :)
5 Years - Be there where you want to be!
I know the above is vague, but it is an example that you can think and reflect when you draft your own.
Trust this helps.
Over and Out
KK
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Purani Jeans aur Guitar!
With rivalry at its peak and fire spewing out of adolescent eyes, cricket matches between boys are nothing short of war. We had two teams in the colony we resided in and ofcourse there was no love lost between us. We never spoke to each other and played in different areas of the playground. Funny thing was not many of us knew why the animosity :) But like in politics, knowledge is not always required, just a heightened sense of alignment to one group. Typically lasting between 4.30 PM to 7.00 PM in the evening. Post that it was a marriage of convenience to acedemics. Typically October and November of an acedemic year affored the maximum laxity from our parents to indulge in sports. Great advantage was taken out of this leniency.
A cricket match on Saturday! I was owefully out of form and my captain decided to drown me further down the batting order. To most swashbuckling colleagues of mine, I was an eyesore with staunch defensive cricket. Add to that my form and I was hoping to be lucky enough to carry water to the middle. But since it was a bet of 220 rupees, we had to find every boy who could shell out 20 rupees. That is how I got into the playing eleven. Money does talk! :)
We were asked to bat first and I dont remember anything of our batting or mine. I believe we made a modest total, half of which were made two batsmen and then a lot by extras and then some by what we call "Tondi" :) (let us just say unscrupulous means). By devious means we managed to make them bowl about 22 overs in a 20 over game. Duly there was a fight, duly things pacified. At the break between innings, my captain looked at me disdainfully and wondered aloud where to have me field. That was embarrasing enough, he then remarked that I also dont run well after the ball. So after many "brain storming" sessions, I was sent off to field at third man where they thought the ball would come the least. For the first few overs, life was a bliss. I stood there often collecting harmless balls and rolling them back to the keeper.
Virgin islands dont remain undiscovered forever, they soon found out the Jonty Rhodes of the side. I suddenly found an increased frenzy of balls coming my way. Twice I hurt my elbow, courtesy my clumsy fielding. The captain grew desperate and in a strange move, put me in slips!
What is the worst he can do? He must have thought, drop a catch? The surface was so slow that the only catch a slipper could take was one when the keeper threw him the ball. Well, guess what?
A batter poked at a ball and it came my way, I went to my right before realising it was going to my left. Like a blite gazelle I turned and grasped the speeding ball which was travelling at close to 20 kms an hour and flicked it back towards the stumps. Ofcourse I was looking somewhere else when I threw it. A few moments later, my astounded team mates rushed to me to congratulate me for my exceptional effort. The bloke was run out and I also found that my antics had hastened the end of my worn out shirt near my armpits. Ofcourse I never gave a high five the entire match with my right hand :)
Miracoulously, I also took another catch a little later. This time, I was determined to protect my ugly face and got hit on the shoulder in return and the balls dobbled into my hands. Nothing else came my way, except standing there and irritating the keeper. He soon grew tired of me and stopped talking to me. I havent met him after that, so in many ways, those were his last words....... to me :))
The same devious means employed by our "friendly" opposition meant that we were bowling the 23rd over in a 20 over chase. It all boiled down to the last 2 balls and they needed 3 to win. The batter skied one and I gasped as I saw that it was falling around me. The keeper looked at me once and decided that there was too much investment at stake to risk a rookie with this catch. I still remember vividly that he pushed me off the ball's trajectory and completed the catch. He claimed his heroisim. I was just glad that I got my 20 rupees back. The extra earnings were ofcourse to be contributed to the "development" of the game at our club. Development included small eats and some cold drinks.
I still do remember very vividly the glorious sense of joy that engulfed the entire team. The boys rushing from all parts of the ground. Hugging each other and shouting as loudly as their vocal chords would allow them to. The smile was hard to remove from our faces. More joy came when we saw our "arch" enemy vanquished. We did shake hands later but it was hardly meant :)
This remains a beautiful memory till this day. I will write in more when the time comes.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Nice one i read a few days ago
Monday, October 13, 2008
Recruitment Strategies for the last quarter
I believe traditionally, atleast in India, this quarter (Oct to Dec) has always been good for recruitment organizations. The reason is very simple. During the previous quarter, many organizations spend a lot of time working through their annual budgets and hiring and expansion plans. Most of them decide by the end of September or early October and that is when the hiring frenzy starts. So what we can do when the sun is shining?
For a start, work closely with your team lead/manager to identify the pipeline of positions that need to be filled by your team. Take complete ownership of the positions allocated to you. By this I mean, you take complete responsibility of filling those positions. This way you remain focused throughout the rest of the quarter.
These are the days when no one can afford to be without a job. I expect that the traditional dropout percentage of 20% will not hold up this time. It could still be there, but most unemployed will be grateful that they have a job. Focus on building your candidate network during this time. There could be many within the candidate network looking for a job and you can tap them well at this time. This will also eliminate the dropout percentage since the candidate is procured through your network.
I have learnt from my experience at EmmayHR that you should keep your recruitment cycle to a bare minimum. This is a two way process, on one hand you have to have a great relationship with your client to ensure that the interview process is completed quickly and on the other, you have to ensure that your candidate has the lowest possible notice period. Keep in mind, this market is now of the seller. Candidates working somewhere are looking out since they know their job is on the line. The company will only be very glad to cut down further costs to keep themselves profitable. So if you are working for a company that wants to hire, then now is the time. Keep both ends happy and you will be smiling all the way to your closure.
IT and ITES companies are not going to hire massively. There are signs that most hiring plans are on target, but that could change very quickly. If your role is into hiring for IT/ITES companies, seek help from your team manager to try your hand at other industry verticals. Manufacturing, Engineering, Pharma are some sectors that are more stable than the rest.
Remember, it is you who has to be proactive in this day and age.
Trust this helps a little. Drop in your thoughts.
By the way, please welcome Mahalakshmi in to the gang. She worked with us sometime back.
Welcome Maha - Please do share your experiences as well.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Career Empowerment: Help Employees Invest in Smart Career Paths
source: www.hr.com
Recruiters: never out of work
Headhunters, pressured on quality of delivery, fee and timelines, believe hiring will become more professional and technology-driven, and the sector will see consolidation.
For headhunters, the sun never sets. When the economy is on a roll and companies are on a hiring spree, they scramble to find the right talent. And as the economy cools down and firms lay off people, recruiters have the job of placing them elsewhere.
“The growth in the job market is fuelled by India’s growth, foreign direct investment, additions to the workforce, greenfield and brownfield projects,” says E. Balaji, chief executive officer, Ma Foi Management Consultants Ltd. “We estimate the creation of one million new jobs this year.”
This rapid job creation has, in turn, led to a phenomenal rise in the number of headhunters in India. The latest to join this niche sector are Mumbai-based staffing company Flex-i Staffing Solutions Pvt. Ltd, Bangalore-based human resources (HR) solutions start-up Ikya Human Capital Solutions Pvt. Ltd, and leading global search firm Russell Reynolds Associates Inc. Two other global executive search firms—CTPartners and AT Kearney Executive Search, now Edward W. Kelley and Partners Ltd—are said to be in talks to start operations in India.
“Hiring firms have been doing exceedingly well in the last several years in India,” says Marcel R. Parker, chairman, Ikya Human Capital. “Because of the high growth rates experienced in sectors like real estate, retail, telecommunications and financial services, the need for newer talent has also grown exponentially.”
The entry of multinational companies (MNCs) and a growing number of organized players has brought professionalism into the sector, say headhunters. “The recruitment industry in India has come a long way,” says Rajeev Vasudeva, partner, Egon Zehnder International. “Yet, like anywhere else in the world, the market is fragmented and has not got really structured, which will change over a period of time.”
“The recruitment industry is moving from one-off transaction-based recruitment to becoming a relationship-led business where credibility is the key,” says R. Suresh, managing director, Stanton Chase India.
The growth, however, has not been without its problems. “Some of the recruitment practices are quite devious,” says P. Dwarakanath, director of group human capital at Max India Ltd. “What is happening, even at the senior-level hiring, is not really search but placement. Hiring should mean talent acquisition, and not just getting a candidate on board.”
Source: www.livemint.com